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The Things Kids Say

Date:  24th April, 2004


My 6-year old son, Adam, obviously paid attention in class. He told me today that he knows who the first two people on Earth were.

"Oh really," said I, "who?"

"Adam and Steve," came the reply.

I haven't laughed so much since Germany's 1-5 defeat by the Lions in 2001.