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World Exclusive: Victoria Beckham Caught Smiling

Date:  21st April, 2004


Impossible as it may seem, the Queen of Mean is actually capable of a smile! Did she just discover Rebecca Loos' home address? Has she finally managed to release a record that made it into the top 1000? Has she just confirmed her next breast-enlargement operation?

Whatever the reason, Urban Mainframe is delighted to present an image of such rarity it is likely to become a collector's item.

So, without further ado, we proudly present... Sticky Vicky

Victoria Beckham?