Just for Fun: Caption Required

Inspired by Nick's comments on my satirical post, "World Exclusive: Victoria Beckham Caught Smiling," I have decided to run a caption competition.

All you have to do is compose a caption for the photograph below, the funniest (in my opinion) wins the right to judge the following week's entries (until I can come up with a better prize).

Closing date for this entry: 29th April, 2004 CLOSED